July 22nd, 2009

Back.

Just this minute in through the door from Toronto. I'll have a long boring journal later to describe how fantastic it was.

In the meantime I'll just tell you about how I tried to smuggle 4 bottles of Ale8 into the country. Three of them leaked (one of which smashed) and everything I had in that bag is soaked. Clothes, suit, shoes, everything. Fun times, huh? Although totally worth it for the one bottle that survived.

Right now my cat is licking my bag.

Posted 6 months ago by kalvaza Comments (23)	+ 22 Funny

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bi_pagan

Twins

#1 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
That's one bad ass cat. Can't wait to read the journal ^_^

RocketWhore

MakingMovies

#2 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
smart cat

sirjasona71

Dramatatan

#3 Posted 6 months ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Serves you right for having such an awesome time without me!

MildGrooveOn

Pen0rPoppinz

#4 Posted 6 months ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I miss you. And I txt-raep'd you. Sorry bout that. OM ... nomnomnom.

Leo

Electabuzz

#5 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Your pussy is licking you bag? Nice.

little_chief

POLITERAPTOR

#6 Posted 6 months ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Your cat is a whore.

HurriHam

#7 Posted 6 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Never had an ale8 before.. want to bring it down so I can have a sip?

VilesGuest07

#8 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
what is ale8?

MichyGeary

HEAT WAVE

FORUM MOD

#9 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Oh no!! I'm sorry to hear that. You want I should mail you some? Also, my heart misses you.

Phoenixrage

triple major

FORUM MOD

#10 Posted 6 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You should bring the surviving bottle to the bottle of a well in Antarctica where it will be chilled to the perfect temperature, then have a wise eskimo guard the sole ale81. This is how epic items of old were forged.

Wild72

Trippin

#11 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Good to hear you are home, see you next year!

ott21

Sponsor

#12 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
good to hear ya made it home, at least you have one bottle of ale8 i mean one is better then none, so what will you do with that bottle? drink it straight away or save it to enjoy the awsome later?

MarthaMarin

Sponsor

#13 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
so good to see you, even if i don't understand a word you say. (because you're a drunk. not the foreign thing.)

queenspammy

2 point 5 0

#14 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Glad you made it home. You thief...... I demand pics of my water bottle's world travels!

MildGrooveOn

Pen0rPoppinz

#15 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
~~You win, cat.~~ You win. I...have no idea what to say that isn't saparific.

stupid

Winter bleh

#16 Posted 6 months ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Oh maaaaaaan that suck!!! =( Thanks again for giving me what I lost at the raffle. Even though I had to dance for it ... Even though you couldn't take it home anyways. Lol ;)

Knives_Kill

jumptheshark

#17 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I am in love with you

gotbuffy

#18 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Miss ya!!!!! Glad you're home safe and sound. Pics of your drunk cat!

Spamman4587

Ale8Supplier

#19 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Dude...So I inadvertently got your cat addicted to Ale8...Sorry bout that. Glad one bottle survived but at least you can drink the remainder of the 3 that leaked. Should have put Fragile stickers on your luggage. Glad you made it back ok.

karlibean

OneTiredGirl

#20 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
So is the last bottle going to be enthroned as a revered souvenir or consumed out of withdrawal? The carriers for the 6 packs are way too flimsy...we sacrificed 2 bottles on the walk back to our hotel. One of them exploded on the sidewalk--people turned around like it was a gun that went off, lol. The rest made it all the way back to our final destination though. Glad to have met you!

DangerousDan

I See You

#21 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You cheeky smuggling git. I'm only jealous because I only have bottlecaps.

SorvatS

Sponsor

#22 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I bet your cat is licking your bag.

vampireslaye

#23 Posted 6 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I sure hope that aint a drug-cat working for the police. O.o And didnt you do a cameo in the latest comic?