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Behemoth_
19 year-old male from Honolulu, HI
My daughter can kick your son or daughter's ass any day or your ass period.
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February 3rd, 2010

What sould I have told her?

Just today right after I picked up Azzurra from School today, she asks me the question that gets all us fathers wondering what to say to them. she asks me "where does babies come from?" I paused and tried to explain to her, but I was stupid enough to say something completly random, I said "Babies magicaly appear in front of the mom and dad." then she asks "Then why does mommys have big tummies and say its the baby?" I told her "The mommy eats the baby to keep the baby warm inside and provide shelter for the weak one." she just gave me the look that says "I'm scared." , then she asks "hows does the baby come to the mom?" I said "the dad feeds her.", "with what?", "something you'll learn later on.", Omg I must be the worest story cover up of a thing person. what should I have told her than?
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zero124
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Posted 4 weeks ago
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sup home skillet?
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Posted 1 month ago
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wow lol
BrEaKmYhEaRt
BrEaKmYhEaRt
Posted 1 month ago
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yeah I'm like super behind on reading my friend's journals.
I'm such a lazy bum sometimes lol
BrEaKmYhEaRt
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Posted 1 month ago
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whoa....wait...you have a kid?
BrEaKmYhEaRt
BrEaKmYhEaRt
Posted 1 month ago
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I've been doing pretty good, kinda stressed from school.
what have you been up to lately?
BrEaKmYhEaRt
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Posted 1 month ago
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whoa...took me awhile to reply. oops. my bad.

and the sky is up and life that too. what's been up with chu?
zero124
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about the same man
zero124
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hey man long time no talk how goes it
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your face.
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BEHEMOTH

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